We’re all still upset we didn’t get to go to Fanis’ party. We really wanted to break plates.

More breakfast singing. This time: “If you’re happy and you know it, wash your hands.”

The Ionian Sea is a little angry today. Grateful for the motion sickness patches I brought.

My legs are sore from the motherfucking stairs, my shoulder is sore from falling down donkey shit mountain, and my ass hurts from horseback riding. Basically, everything hurts and I’m dying. Vacationing is hard.

Plan for today is to read my book, people watch, and delete all of the girls’ reject pics from my phone. Might nap. Might go to napkin folding class. I’m avoiding the super crowded pool deck. I get Petri dish of humanity vibes there. But the girls love it.

There is a man on this ship who has worn nothing but the Norwegian Cruise Lines white bathrobe the entire cruise! Everywhere – breakfast, pool, lunch, dinner. Hope his suitcase was lost, and that’s not an active choice.

Haydee and I walked all the decks of the ship. Had lemon drop martinis in the ship’s martini bar. Tried on Bella’s “not for actual walking” shoes.

But the BEST: Found out the White House finally decided to lift the Covid testing requirement for return to the US. Happiest Dance!!

Tomorrow: Dubrovnik, Croatia.